Angkor Wat

* Our Tour Guide's winning funnies:

1. Guess where I'm from? (guesses ensue, all incorrect)
My mother!

2. Guess what happened when the donkey approached the water buffalo?
It said my, what a big body you have for such a small penis!


Penises star at Angkor Wat, where we saw a special water hole for sacred "penis water" (it was never clear what this meant, though it was determined this is not pee or semen). Solicitors at the exit sold sling shots with penis shaped handles. They are apparently not so popular among Western tourists, who lament the Asian sizing.

* Restauranting: Cambodia

The service here believes it is more exciting to feed one person at a time. And that any dish is better with an egg.

* Starving Children

To buy milk for the begging children or not to buy milk for the begging children? Yeah, ok, so chances are they return it and do something sinister... but maybe they really do just need the milk.

*Biblical Stories and Romantic Histories

This is how the 20 LanguageCorps students kept entertained on the ride back. Then we all metaphorically braided each other's hair and beat each other with imaginary pillows.